Edna, you really shouldn’t eat sweets so late at night.

Oh really, Horatio? Because you ALWAYS know what’s best, right? Remind me again, who had the option to buy stock in Microsoft in 1986?

Oh, it’s nothing…really…I…I just had something in my eye…

The things I do for free rent…

*GASP* Can you KNOCK next time?  I really don’t like to be seen when I’m this bloated.

Does she think that’s supposed to be cute?

…CHICKEN?!

LISTEN, DOUGLAS. EVERYONE KNOWS ABOUT YOUR BULLSHIT. I’M TIRED OF IT AND WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF YOU WOULD JUST STOP. THE. CRAP.

Unless this bitch has painkillers, someone’s getting hurt.

You don’t have to come and confess, we lookin’ for you.  WE GON FIND YOU.